A Drink Instead of a Smoke
THC drinks are one of the fastest growing lanes in the shop. They are cans and bottles made with hemp-derived THC, and a lot of customers pick them up for the same reason: you can have one the way you would have any other drink, with no smoke, no smell and no device.
At Smokey Paradise the drinks are kept cold in the cooler at both shops, so you can grab one on the way out. Every can lists the milligrams per serving on the label, and every product we carry comes with a certificate of analysis we can show you at the counter.
Like every THC product in the store, drinks are sold only to adults 21 and up with a valid ID, and they belong in the same category as edibles when it comes to how carefully you should treat them.
What Is in the Cooler
Brands and flavors rotate. These are the formats you will find.
Seltzers
Light, fizzy and lower in sugar. The most popular THC drink format at our counter, in a range of fruit flavors.
Sodas
Sweeter, fuller drinks in cola, citrus and fruit flavors. Check the can for how many servings it holds.
Drink Shots
Small bottles with the dose in a couple of sips. Concentrated, so read the label carefully.
Low-Dose Cans
Lighter cans made for a first try or a slower evening. Ask us which ones are on the shelf this week.
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How THC Drinks Compare to Edibles
A THC drink is still something you swallow, so it works more like an edible than like smoking. Many customers tell us drinks come on sooner than a gummy, but the timing varies from person to person, and you should still give it time before reaching for a second can.
The big difference is the serving. A gummy is one piece; a can might be one serving or several. Read the label before you open it, and if a can holds more than one serving, you do not have to finish it in one go.
How to Pick Your First THC Drink
Four things that narrow the cooler down to the right can.
Check the Milligrams
The dose per serving is on every can. If you are new, start with the lowest number on the shelf.
Check the Servings
Some cans are one serving, some are two or more. That changes how much you drink at once.
Pick a Flavor You Already Like
Seltzer or soda, citrus or berry. You will drink it slower if you enjoy it, and slow is the right speed.
Ask Us
Tell us what you have tried before. We will point you to the cans our customers come back for.
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Drink Responsibly, the Same as Any Other Night
Start with one serving and wait. Do not mix THC drinks with alcohol until you know how a drink affects you, and never drive after having one. THC drinks can cause a positive result on a drug test, the same as any other THC product.
Store cans in the fridge or somewhere cool, and keep them clearly apart from regular sodas and seltzers. They look alike, and nobody should open one by mistake. Keep them out of reach of children and guests. If you take medication or have a health condition, talk to your doctor first.
Reading the Can and the Lab Report
A good THC drink label tells you the milligrams per serving, the number of servings per container, the cannabinoids in it, the batch number and a QR code or link to the lab report. If a can does not tell you how much is in it, it does not go in our cooler.
On the lab report, look for the cannabinoid panel and the Delta 9 THC result, and check that the batch number matches the can. We will walk you through it at the counter.
THC Drinks Near You
Both shops keep THC drinks cold. The Arlington shop on East Bardin Road is open until midnight every night and is the closest stop for Grand Prairie, Kennedale and south Arlington. The Farmers Branch shop on Josey Lane covers Farmers Branch, Carrollton and Addison.
Buying for a get-together? Call the Arlington shop at (682) 247-7354 and we will tell you how many of a flavor we have cold.
Bringing THC Drinks to a Get-Together
THC drinks have become a popular thing to bring to a cookout, a game night or a pool day, and a little planning keeps everyone comfortable. Keep the THC cans in their own cooler or a clearly marked section of the fridge, so nobody grabs one thinking it is a regular seltzer. Make sure every guest who drinks one is 21 or older and knows what is in the can.
Have plenty of regular drinks and water on hand, and plan rides ahead of time. Anyone who has had a THC drink should not drive, the same as after a beer. A low-dose can is the easiest choice for a group, because people can have one and see how they feel before deciding on another.
THC Drinks Questions
We sell hemp-derived THC drinks that meet the hemp rules as they stand, to adults 21 and up with ID. Laws change, so we keep the cooler in line with the current rules.
It depends on the drink. The milligrams per serving and the number of servings are printed on every can.
It varies from person to person. Give it time before having another.
We do not recommend it, especially if you are new to THC drinks.
It can. Assume any THC product may cause a positive drug test.
Yes. Both shops keep THC drinks in the cooler so you can grab one and go.
